Tuesday, October 26, 2010

sick bastard

You like Mick Jagger he asks? I never really thought about me "liking" Mick Jagger before.


Wait...I just spelled Jagger with an A instead of an E and the fucken spell check noticed the error. Messed up.


Anyways...so, never really putting thought into my ideas about Mick Jagger I respond, "meh, I dont know really".


He says, listen...I cured Mick Jagger last night, do you understand me?


Puzzeled I ask for an elaboration ;)


Mick Jagger is a sick bastard, I cured him last night though. Do you know the American Pie song? He asks.


Yep.


He starts singing and talking about the candle stick maker and how a Mick Jagger once sat on a candle made of heroin which is what started his drug addiction. 


He is a Sick Bastard he tells me over and over.


I wish him sweet dreams.